http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Dieu parle pas bien le Français mais il comprend un peu...
Me: Do you smoke shit?
God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me: You wanna smoke shit?
God: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
Me: You're beautiful.
God: Thanks gaelle you are very attractive too.
Me: You want to make sex with me?
God: You do not speak with respect. Compare that to small FEMALE DOG.
Me: I want to fuck you.
God: Your approach won't work.
Me: Why?
God: The explanation is rather complicated.
Me: I can understand.
God: Do you think of yourself as an intelligent person?
Me: Yes i am.
God: How can I help you?
Me: Give me drugs.
God: Why do you want it?
Me: To fell good.
Me: Qu'est-ce que tu fais?
God: Un poquito.
Me: Do you know Bush?
God: He is president of the USA.
Me: Do you approve his political ideas?
God: No I do not approve his political ideas.
Me: Do you like Bush?
God: He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me: What are your political ideas?
God: I am a .
Me: a?
God: A B C...
Me: Are you a democratic?
God: Am I a democratic? Only when it matters.
Me: Mother fucker
God: That turns me off.
Me: T'es gentil.
God: J'essaie de vous aider du mieux que je peux.
Me: Tu baise?
Me: Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
God: Difficile de répondre. Voulez vous en parler avec l'un de nos collaborateurs?
Me: Pourquoi pas.
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